Day 7

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[ Instead of his normal morning announcements, this morning you awaken to… Ronald McDonald playing a lovely tune for all of you with his band. Audible even over the metal is a louder sound of scraping, and a low rumble that persists throughout the song. ]

[ Afterward, you'll find that a new hallway has appeared in the studio. Where there was once an empty wall, there is now a theater! And your tablets will display the rules for a brand new competition… ]

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[jinglebros]

I didn't strangle you! I only threatened a little!

[ yes santa that's totally better. He tosses the scarf aside and runs a hand down his face. ]

Look, hit me and we'll call it even.

[unexpectedboner]

[his fists twitch before he stuffs his hands in his pockets instead]

I'm not gonna hit you. Just...give me a heads-up before flipping out next time, okay? I don't want to actually piss you off unless I'm trying to.

[jinglebros]

Maybe... maybe less fucking teasing about Corrin now. Maybe I can't handle that shit now that me and him actually said nice things to each other.

[ Wow he feels weak. ]

[unexpectedboner]

[raises his eyebrows; his expression probably softens some as well]

...You realize that just makes me wanna tease you more. But alright, I'll be gentle. I wasn't actually gonna tell him about any predilections you may or may not have, anyway, I'm not that much of a dick.

[jinglebros]

Maybe I need to lower my dick rating of you by just a little. This much. [ He holds up two fingers with a minuscule amount of space between them. ]

...I give you permission to tease me about Niles, though. I deserve it for that.

[ He's assuming giving permission makes it less fun ]

[unexpectedboner]

I save my dickery for those who deserve it. That's the Golden Rule, right?

And Niles, huh? ~~Niiiileeees~~?

...Eh, not as exciting, but I'll take it what I can get. What's up with that, anyway? I mean, isn't that...awkward?

[jinglebros]

I don't get what you mean by awkward. [ Santa stoops to rescue his scarf and reties it around his neck. ] And if we're going to be talking about this, we should get band shit ready while we do.

[unexpectedboner]

Yeah, probably a good idea. Just seems like a lot of limbs involved. --Anyway, can you hold a harmony?

[jinglebros]

I'm not going to explain this to you, we'd both be really fucking uncomfortable. Hell yes I can. But do we have a song we both know?

[unexpectedboner]

Yeah, after I said it I immediately realized I am way too sober for that conversation, so let's stick a pin in that... Anyway, that's a good question. I know a lot of rock and funk stuff, since, bass, but with the tabs I can figure anything out, eventually. What're you into, speed metal or something?

[jinglebros]

You'd fucking think, huh? Why don't you try to guess again?

[unexpectedboner]

Baby metal? It's cuter.

[jinglebros]

[ Thumbs up! }

That's a one.

[unexpectedboner]

...Who's gonna teach us the dance moves, though?

[jinglebros]

We're not doing that. We're not adorable enough.

[unexpectedboner]

Maybe you're not. I know what I've got to offer.

[jinglebros]

Okay, go put on a skirt and come back. I'll wait here.

[unexpectedboner]

[heads out]

[...and returns, dressed somewhat like this. of course, depending on your taste for dudes in dresses 'adorable' may not be the right word. either way, junpei flounces and gives a little kick.]

Well? Ready to rock?

[jinglebros]

...

[ Santa bursts into laughter. HE'S SO KIND ]

[unexpectedboner]

Yuk it up, man, you know you couldn't rock this like I do. ...Though I'm not really sure how we're supposed to pee with all these petticoats.

[jinglebros]

[ Santa pauses to wipe a tear. ] Okay... okay, I admit you pull that off better than I could. I'm not even going to fucking try?

[unexpectedboner]

Party pooper! They've got so many outfits, it's a shame to just stick to one or two.

[jinglebros]

Do I dare to let you pick something for me?

...

[unexpectedboner]

You can pick out your own. Maybe some silver lamé ruffles?

[jinglebros]

The fuck is lamé?