Day 2, continued

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[ Around lunchtime, the tablets and screens located all around the studio turn on, in the way that they always do when the mascots have something to announce. Unusually, however, there is no music, no fanfare; the camera is out of focus, and Ronald doesn’t even seem to be looking at it. Instead, he's turned to King, ]

—supposed to be 40! What the McFuck are you doing? Can you even count?

[ The King stares. ]

You gave out 41! The Colonel would never screw up like that!

[ The King stares. ]

And what's this, "Quarter Pounder or Whopper" garbage? Those aren't equivalent burgers, you fake-grill-line-adding piece of shit! I'd better not see this referencing this in your next ad campaign!

[ The King offers a Whopper. Ronald McDonald smacks it out of his hand. He starts to yell again, but cuts himself off, turning his head toward the camera. ]

—Are we rolling!? Grimace, kill the feed!

[ The screens switch off. ]

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Comments

[meatitfeedson]

Looks like someone made a real Mcstake

[glowshine]

A big McSteak.

[meatitfeedson]

If a McSteak shows up on the menu, then I guess we know to leave it well alone.

[glowshine]

Will it take the place of the McRib though?

A limited time bad day for your stomach!!

[bookmarking]

That pun was well done.

[glowshine]

Good puns are all too rare nowadays.

[jinglebros]

[ LAUGHS ]

You're the best mom ever.

[meatitfeedson]

I do what I can!

[jinglebros]

You do it your way.

[exequte]

You might even say it was a whopper.

[unexpectedboner]

He's got a real beef with the King.

[exequte]

After all this, at least one of them needs to play ketchup.

[meatitfeedson]

If he's not careful, the King might be pounded into mincemeat.

Or even drawn and quartered.

[exequte]

Don't you mean quartered and then pounded?

[rowboats]

[ see now, junpei, this lady knows how to pun

Ib claps. ]

[meatitfeedson]

[Were there subpar puns going on?? How terrible.]

Thank you, thank you!

[She offers up a hand for a highfive.]

[rowboats]

[ hi5!! She's still giggling a little. ]

Do you know any more jokes?

[golden_dream]

[my sides]

[meatitfeedson]

You seem to be getting along well, Rosa-san, I'm glad.

[As in, she normally doesn't get much of a chance to see Rosa in good spirits, it's a good change, especially given the circumstances, it's important to not spend the whole time grim.]

[golden_dream]

Oh yeah? ....I guess I certainly could find things to be stressed out about.

But, everything's fine for now. I'm... shall we say, optimistic.

[unexpectedboner]

He really roasted him over the coals.

[meatitfeedson]

He was royally grilled.

[unexpectedboner]

Did you see his face though? Looked like he got flame-soiled.

[refusedtoleave]

Is that how you're supposed to do those things? [She's going to study puns, after that bingo she needs to know some.]

[meatitfeedson]

Those things? Did you have a hard time with the joke category?

[Is it time to teach a sucker merry barrels??]

Wordplay and puns are always a good way to go.