Day 5

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[ The dawn of a new day brings a new game! Ronald is silent today — perhaps sulking? — but a new challenge has been provided on your tablets. ]

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[unexpectedboner]

Maybe you should've spent less on death traps and you would've had more for dab rigs. Anyway, the tech's really come a long way, so this is a good time to start getting into it. I can teach you, no problem.

[jinglebros]

Hey, we did fine once we started organizing the game. But by then pot wasn't exactly a priority.

...exactly how much of an expert are you in this?

[unexpectedboner]

I'm hardly the first person to be surprisingly informed on a random topic, Mr. Ice-9.

[jinglebros]

[ Santa snorts. ]

Okay, fine, good point. Doesn't that pot shit make you act weird, though?

[unexpectedboner]

No weirder than when you were drunk the other day. Less nausea, too. Besides, I wouldn't let you do something where you'd actually get hurt.

[jinglebros]

That's touching.

Fine, I guess if I have to have the experience sometime, I might as well get it over with in a death game.

[unexpectedboner]

Come on, that's the sort of thing you say about being locked in a basement or being poisoned. This will actually be fun.

Anyway, I'm just about finished back here. Let me throw some ointment on it and wrap it up.

[jinglebros]

You're literally the only person wrapping tattoos up. I should have just had you do all of them.

I'll believe you about the fun when I actually experience it.

[unexpectedboner]

That's no excuse to make me the workhorse! I just have a vested interest in making sure you don't get infected since I'll still be seeing you even after this's over.

And don't worry so much! What movies do you like?

[jinglebros]

Action movies, usually. The kind that has little plot and even less clothes.

[ Santa is predictable. ]

[unexpectedboner]

[he finishes greasing santa up then brushes off his hands on his jeans, getting to his feet.]

All done! So now we're gonna see what we've got to offer at the bar, find some food, then watch something trashy with explosions. Sound good?

[jinglebros]

Sure, lead the way.

What kind of food goes with this, anyway?

[unexpectedboner]

Anything with a flavor. Trash food tastes amazing. But good food tastes even more amazing. So it's tough to go wrong. I was just gonna scour the kitchen for whatever was there.

[jinglebros]

I bet ramen sandwiches taste like fucking bliss.

[unexpectedboner]

...

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...I don't know how to react to that.

[jinglebros]

What, you've never had a ramen sandwich? What about a hot dog sub?

[unexpectedboner]

A hot dog in a sub bun instead of a regular bun?

[jinglebros]

No. A hot dog cut like sub bread and stuffed with items. It's great when you can't afford bread.

[unexpectedboner]

...Isn't bread cheaper than hot dogs? Though I guess protein is better than grains healthwise...

[jinglebros]

You're talking like you've never had to dig one day past expiration meat out of a grocery store back bin.

[unexpectedboner]

[...shrugs]

[jinglebros]

....Aaaanyway, ramen sandwiches are the best. You take two dried pieces of ramen and put ingredients between them.

[unexpectedboner]

How 'bout you eat whatever you want? There is nothing stopping you except for how we can't actually go that far.

[jinglebros]

Maybe we should do whatever you're supposed to do with the pot and then go to the kitchen.

[unexpectedboner]

Yeah. C'mon, let's see what they've got.