Day 5

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[ The dawn of a new day brings a new game! Ronald is silent today — perhaps sulking? — but a new challenge has been provided on your tablets. ]

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[jinglebros]

You might have to make sure I take it easy. [ Uneasy about asking for a favour. ]I literally don't know how. Scold me or some shit if I go too hard.

[unexpectedboner]

[almost uneasy about being asked this favor...but okay]

Okay. Well, other than what you've already got going on back here, what else have you done so far?

[jinglebros]

Uhhh. Do you really want to know?

I've gone too hard this time. It's next time we have to worry about.

[unexpectedboner]

In that case, maybe you can just chill for the rest of the day. Have a smoke, chat and relax.

[jinglebros]

[ Bristles a bit. ]

Smoking kills, you know.

[ santa youre not a dare commercial ]

[unexpectedboner]

Have a vape? I haven't checked to see how well-stocked they are.

[jinglebros]

Vape...?

[ Confused face. ]

[unexpectedboner]

Vaporizer? It super-heats your herb so you can extract the good stuff without having to inhale all the bad stuff. There's other kinds, too, but either way, the point is to inhale water vapor and not tar. You've never tried one?

[jinglebros]

I've never tried any of that crap. Poor as fuck for most my life, remember?

[unexpectedboner]

Maybe you should've spent less on death traps and you would've had more for dab rigs. Anyway, the tech's really come a long way, so this is a good time to start getting into it. I can teach you, no problem.

[jinglebros]

Hey, we did fine once we started organizing the game. But by then pot wasn't exactly a priority.

...exactly how much of an expert are you in this?

[unexpectedboner]

I'm hardly the first person to be surprisingly informed on a random topic, Mr. Ice-9.

[jinglebros]

[ Santa snorts. ]

Okay, fine, good point. Doesn't that pot shit make you act weird, though?

[unexpectedboner]

No weirder than when you were drunk the other day. Less nausea, too. Besides, I wouldn't let you do something where you'd actually get hurt.

[jinglebros]

That's touching.

Fine, I guess if I have to have the experience sometime, I might as well get it over with in a death game.

[unexpectedboner]

Come on, that's the sort of thing you say about being locked in a basement or being poisoned. This will actually be fun.

Anyway, I'm just about finished back here. Let me throw some ointment on it and wrap it up.

[jinglebros]

You're literally the only person wrapping tattoos up. I should have just had you do all of them.

I'll believe you about the fun when I actually experience it.

[unexpectedboner]

That's no excuse to make me the workhorse! I just have a vested interest in making sure you don't get infected since I'll still be seeing you even after this's over.

And don't worry so much! What movies do you like?

[jinglebros]

Action movies, usually. The kind that has little plot and even less clothes.

[ Santa is predictable. ]

[unexpectedboner]

[he finishes greasing santa up then brushes off his hands on his jeans, getting to his feet.]

All done! So now we're gonna see what we've got to offer at the bar, find some food, then watch something trashy with explosions. Sound good?

[jinglebros]

Sure, lead the way.

What kind of food goes with this, anyway?

[unexpectedboner]

Anything with a flavor. Trash food tastes amazing. But good food tastes even more amazing. So it's tough to go wrong. I was just gonna scour the kitchen for whatever was there.

[jinglebros]

I bet ramen sandwiches taste like fucking bliss.

[unexpectedboner]

...

...

...I don't know how to react to that.

[jinglebros]

What, you've never had a ramen sandwich? What about a hot dog sub?