Day 7

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[ Instead of his normal morning announcements, this morning you awaken to… Ronald McDonald playing a lovely tune for all of you with his band. Audible even over the metal is a louder sound of scraping, and a low rumble that persists throughout the song. ]

[ Afterward, you'll find that a new hallway has appeared in the studio. Where there was once an empty wall, there is now a theater! And your tablets will display the rules for a brand new competition… ]

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Comments

[jinglebros]

More like regular rock and roll.

[unexpectedboner]

Okay, phew. Well, I guess this could be workable... Two people isn't enough, though. And we'll need a guitar, or keyboards, at least.

[jinglebros]

Simon's a set with me. He's got cymbals.

[unexpectedboner]

Cymbals... Not even drums? What about triangle?

[court_chesster]

[ SUDDEN CYMBALS BEHIND YOU ]

[unexpectedboner]

[shrieks like a woman and jumps like a foot]

[court_chesster]

S-sorry! I was practicing!

[ Simon is very concerned and definitely not smiling under his hands ]

[unexpectedboner]

[takes a beat to catch his breath]

--C-could you not, maybe? Rock doesn't even have cymbals, like a cowbell or even a gong would be more on-theme...

[court_chesster]

Hm? I could try a cowbell...

Oh! I'm also going to be doing the special effects, if that's okay.

[unexpectedboner]

...What sorts of effects?

[court_chesster]

I dunno. Do you want to fly around the stage? I know a magician who does that. The secret is wires.

[unexpectedboner]

And you know how to set up that stuff?

[court_chesster]

Sure. I'm kind of like a stagehand.

[unexpectedboner]

No...unfortunate fatal accidents, right?

[court_chesster]

Nowaynowaynoway!! That happened before they hired me!

[jinglebros]

He was pretty attached to the cymbals. He's the monkey guy, you know?

[unexpectedboner]

Don't monkeys play organs?

[jinglebros]

Both! Aren't you educated on monkeys?

[unexpectedboner]

--Why would I know about monkeys?

[jinglebros]

Why wouldn't you know about monkeys?!

[unexpectedboner]

Because I'm a normal person and not a weird clown enthusiast like you!

[jinglebros]

I'm not a fucking clown enthusiast! Shut up about that!

[unexpectedboner]

[ever-so-scandalized]

Oh, so you fuck the clowns now? My, my. Does Corrin know?

[jinglebros]

[ Santa takes off his scarf and makes like he's about to try to strangle Junpei with it. ]

[unexpectedboner]

[surely laughing rather than running is the right choice? at least, that's the choice he makes]