Day 5

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[ The dawn of a new day brings a new game! Ronald is silent today — perhaps sulking? — but a new challenge has been provided on your tablets. ]

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[jinglebros]

...

What are you oh wowing about?

[ Clueless Santa is completely clueless. ]

[unexpectedboner]

...Nnn, I got this. Here, okay?

[traces a section over his shoulder near the dd, what better place for a naked funyarinpa?]

[jinglebros]

[ Super suspicious but not sure how to press. ]

Yeah, okay. Just don't pretend to draw funyarinpa and actually draw a dickbutt or something.

[ He really is clueless. ]

[unexpectedboner]

How rude! Would I do something like that?

[...............regardless, he gets started on a stunning funyarinpa]

[jinglebros]

You sure as hell would.

[ Santa grits his teeth against the pain and glares heatedly at the ground. HIGH PAIN TOLERANCE IS A GO. ]

My sister have you tattoo anything yet?

[unexpectedboner]

Not yet... I don't know how I feel about it, anyway.

[jinglebros]

Don't do it if you can help it. She's sick today. It'd be a bad idea.

[unexpectedboner]

--Sick?

[jinglebros]

Fever. She gets them sometimes.

[ Santa's frowning like he isn't quite sure this conversation is one they're supposed to be having. ]

Don't you remember?

[unexpectedboner]

I do, but... I didn't expect it here.

[jinglebros]

I'm pretty sure it's just a cold. Still, the timing...

[ Santa exhales a frustrated breath. ]

[unexpectedboner]

Ngh... Has she taken any medicine?

[jinglebros]

Aspirin, but I think she drank it down with some alcohol. Best choice, amirite.

How you doing back there?

[unexpectedboner]

[bad choices why]

...It's coming along pretty well. Just a bit more over here so it can properly look at your--uh, other tattoos.

[jinglebros]

Yeah, okay.

[ Pauses over that for a second. ]

...

Anyway, I think she's getting a complex. She kept saying she 'can't fail being useful' this round.

[unexpectedboner]

What? That doesn't even make sense, when hasn't she been useful?

[jinglebros]

Fucking right? She's focusing on the votes and nothing else.

[unexpectedboner]

What's even the point if it means she's too sick to enjoy it? You talked to her, right? I can try to talk to her.

[jinglebros]

I talked to her, but she didn't fucking listen. Can you try?

[ Feels uncomfortable asking for help. ]

[unexpectedboner]

I don't know that she'll listen to me more than you, but I'll see what I can do. Maybe we can get her to do something to slow down, at least...

[jinglebros]

I'm wondering if I'm giving her a complex by trying so hard. Maybe if I slow down too, it'll help her.

[ Santa feels gross suggesting that. ]

[unexpectedboner]

Huh... Maybe let someone else catch up, then? Or make sure you're friendly with whoever else is making points, so you can influence them without actually having them.

[jinglebros]

That risks people who are shit getting the votes, though, and that risks my death and hers.

[unexpectedboner]

We'll still have our own votes. Between the two of us, we just need to get three. Anything else is a bonus.

Just try it for a few days to see if it actually helps her calm down. By then we'll know who we're really up against, too.

[jinglebros]

You might have to make sure I take it easy. [ Uneasy about asking for a favour. ]I literally don't know how. Scold me or some shit if I go too hard.