Game 2, Day 3

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[ Did everybody sleep well? At promptly 6 AM, or at least what the tablets proclaim to be 6 AM, Ronald bursts in with the morning announcements. ]

Good morning, kids! Today we have a fantastic new game for you to play, and we think you'll have a lot of fun! It's fun, it's a classic, iiiiiiiiit's



[ The feed switches off, but only for a second before flicking back on so Ronald can add: ]

Oh, by the way, Seven died trying to escape.

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[unexpectedboner]

Told you.

I guess it's my turn, but first, don't bang my clone. Even if he is irresistible.

[jinglebros]

Like I would. [ Santa rolls his eyes. ] And you have to tell me if you pick truth or dare, dummy.

[unexpectedboner]

You totally would, anyone would! But...right, sure. Uh, I was doing truths, right?

[jinglebros]

Are we sticking to truths, then? Fine by me. Here's one neither of us want you to answer - why do you like my sister?

[unexpectedboner]

...Why do you ask?

[jinglebros]

Because of the game, stupid.

[ More like... 'Because I want to make sure you have the right reasons.']

[unexpectedboner]

It's kinda...

[sighs]

...Back in third grade, Kanny was the smartest, and the kindest, and the funnest in our whole grade. So whenever I was around her, it felt...good? Yeah, I'm pretty sure that feeling counts as good.

Then you guys moved away, and it was sad, but... Well, you know, you forget stuff, and just start thinking about other things instead. But when I saw her on the stairs again after escaping my stateroom, it was like everything came rushing back. Haven't been able to get her out of my head since.

[jinglebros]

I like that answer. It's better than what I expected.

[ Santa pats him on the head. Okay, yeah, definitely buzzed. ]

Good job.

[unexpectedboner]

[bats his hand away, but pretty lightly]

...What'd you expect? Or do I wanna know?

[jinglebros]

Typical guy shit, maybe. I dunno. [ It's more like he was afraid of it, because then he'd have had to kick Junpei's ass and he's not in the mood for that. ]

[unexpectedboner]

No, that'd be--

[goes through a progression of variations on "D:"]

...No. Truth or dare? Or are you done for now?

[jinglebros]

What do you think? Truth.

[unexpectedboner]

What's the second-most thing you'd rather be doing right now?

[jinglebros]

Doing something with my hands. Cooking or something, I dunno. I like making shit and it'd be good to get all the energy out.

[ That was an easy question. ]

[unexpectedboner]

Why don't you cook something? There's a kitchen, isn't there? Couldn't be worse than all the McMeat.

[jinglebros]

Sure, if you make sure I don't burn myself. [ Alone, he just might by accident, if he's buzzed. ]

[unexpectedboner]

Don't worry, that's not the type of dare I'm into.

...Oh! Okay, I dare you to cook someone dinner!

[jinglebros]

Sure. But I don't feel like finding someone else, so feel like being cooked for? I promise I actually know what the fuck I'm doing.

[unexpectedboner]

Uh, sure. None of this stuff has killed me yet, your recipes probably won't do it. What's on the menu?

[jinglebros]

You tell me. I can cook a hell of a lot.

[unexpectedboner]

...Curry and rice?

[jinglebros]

We'll have to see if we've got the ingredients for that.

[ Off Santa goes towards the kitchen, assuming Junpei will follow. He's kind of wobbly on his feet. ]

[unexpectedboner]

[Follows, hands in his pockets]

It seems weird that we can mess around in the kitchens like this. Isn't that against like a million health codes?

[jinglebros]

Sure as hell is, but I doubt they even care.

[ They get there soon enough and he starts looking. Rice is easy enough to find, there's some Mcdonalds that have that! It's probably not quality, though. ]

Just be glad there's no rats.

[unexpectedboner]

Only in the burger meat, right?