Game 2, Day 3

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[ Did everybody sleep well? At promptly 6 AM, or at least what the tablets proclaim to be 6 AM, Ronald bursts in with the morning announcements. ]

Good morning, kids! Today we have a fantastic new game for you to play, and we think you'll have a lot of fun! It's fun, it's a classic, iiiiiiiiit's



[ The feed switches off, but only for a second before flicking back on so Ronald can add: ]

Oh, by the way, Seven died trying to escape.

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[jinglebros]

[ No need to approach! Santa will shout it loud enough for everyone to hear. ]

YOU'VE GOT NICE BOOBS. ALSO, YOU'RE NOT AS OLD AS YOU SEEM!

[ The last one is totally a compliment okay ]

[keybroad]

TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW?

WHAT DID YOU THINK, LIKE DID I FORGET I WASN'T FIFTY-THREE.

[jinglebros]

SHUT UP, GO AWAY, I'M DONE WITH YOU NOW!

[ Santa is R U D E ]

[unexpectedboner]

...D for effort, but I guess it could've gone worse.

[jinglebros]

[ Santa takes a huuuuge chug of the beer, then makes a face. ]

Whatever, man, I tried. Pick truth or dare.

[unexpectedboner]

You didn't try very hard. ...Or maybe you did, and that's worse.

...Dare.

[jinglebros]

Do whatever you want to do absolutely the least right this very second.

[ He's getting him back. ]

[unexpectedboner]

Rgh...

...

[takes another long drink]

...Fine. You can cry some, if you want.

[jinglebros]

...

[ That does make his eyes sting a little but Santa ignores it. ]

I'm not gonna fucking cry. I will answer a truth, though.

[unexpectedboner]

Any truth in particular? Or do I get to pick?

[which. probably isn't how the game is played, but whatever]

[jinglebros]

Any truth. The worse the better, we want to rack the points, remember?

[unexpectedboner]

Oh, right.

...If you were cloned, would you make a pass at yourself?

[jinglebros]

Gross? Hell no. I wouldn't horde the Santa that the world deserves.

[unexpectedboner]

It's not gross. Self-love is self-love, right?

[jinglebros]

Macking out on yourself is a little different than doing a jerk, man. Just saying.

[unexpectedboner]

Yeah. That'd be the interesting part, right? And if you like dudes anyway...

[jinglebros]

I'd rather do it with clones of other people I know. Then I can indulge my curiosity without fucking shit up.

[unexpectedboner]

...Now that's weird. Especially given what we were all talking about the other day.

[jinglebros]

...you're right, it is weird. [ Santa eyes the bottle suspiciously and then shrugs. Maybe getting too buzzed? ]

[unexpectedboner]

Told you.

I guess it's my turn, but first, don't bang my clone. Even if he is irresistible.

[jinglebros]

Like I would. [ Santa rolls his eyes. ] And you have to tell me if you pick truth or dare, dummy.

[unexpectedboner]

You totally would, anyone would! But...right, sure. Uh, I was doing truths, right?

[jinglebros]

Are we sticking to truths, then? Fine by me. Here's one neither of us want you to answer - why do you like my sister?

[unexpectedboner]

...Why do you ask?

[jinglebros]

Because of the game, stupid.

[ More like... 'Because I want to make sure you have the right reasons.']