Game 2, Day 3

[kentucky_mcgiygas]

[ Did everybody sleep well? At promptly 6 AM, or at least what the tablets proclaim to be 6 AM, Ronald bursts in with the morning announcements. ]

Good morning, kids! Today we have a fantastic new game for you to play, and we think you'll have a lot of fun! It's fun, it's a classic, iiiiiiiiit's



[ The feed switches off, but only for a second before flicking back on so Ronald can add: ]

Oh, by the way, Seven died trying to escape.

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[jinglebros]

[ Just stares forward without looking at Junpei yet. ]

Expecting me to cry or something?

[unexpectedboner]

I sure as hell hope not. It's way too early in the day for me to be drunk enough to deal with all that.

[jinglebros]

If I was gonna do my crying, I'd have done it when I had Lotus punch me out.

[ He's proud of himself for not crying then, actually. ]

[unexpectedboner]

I guess that's one way to hide it, though I dunno if it's worth Lotus rupturing your spleen. Say something if you start bleeding internally, okay?

[jinglebros]

Sure, why not? [ Santa gestures with the bottle. ] In the meantime, truth or dare.

[unexpectedboner]

...

...Dare.

[jinglebros]

[ Santa laughs. ]

Down as much of that thing as you can in one gulp.

[unexpectedboner]

...*SIGH*

[cracks it open

he does pretty good, he lost his gag reflex after enough frat parties]

what were u doing at those parties jumpy

[jinglebros]

Wow. I'm impressed.

[ Santa actually is. ]

perfected the beer bong and the keg stand

[unexpectedboner]

[shrugs--winces--lets out a long belch]

Prooobably shouldn't have done that.

YOU KNOW I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT A KEG STAND IS

[jinglebros]

Yeah, well, I'm going to be expecting you to finish that whole thing eventually, so! Good to get a head start.

Now you dare me.

I've only seen one in movies but it seems to involve being upside down

[unexpectedboner]

Uh... I dare you to say something nice to Lotus.

gravity says no

[jinglebros]

Shit, what the hell? She's not even here. I'd have to track her down.

[ Whine whine whine ]

[unexpectedboner]

That's why it's a dare. If it's easy, it's lame.

[jinglebros]

Fuckin' fine! Do I have to do it this second, or will you trust I've done it?

[unexpectedboner]

Go do it now! No shirking!

[jinglebros]

Damn it!

[ He cups his hand over his mouth and shouts. ]

HEY! LOTUS!

[keybroad]

WHAT........

[Having been somewhere else, turns around but reluctant to walk all the way over]

[jinglebros]

[ No need to approach! Santa will shout it loud enough for everyone to hear. ]

YOU'VE GOT NICE BOOBS. ALSO, YOU'RE NOT AS OLD AS YOU SEEM!

[ The last one is totally a compliment okay ]

[keybroad]

TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW?

WHAT DID YOU THINK, LIKE DID I FORGET I WASN'T FIFTY-THREE.

[jinglebros]

SHUT UP, GO AWAY, I'M DONE WITH YOU NOW!

[ Santa is R U D E ]

[unexpectedboner]

...D for effort, but I guess it could've gone worse.

[jinglebros]

[ Santa takes a huuuuge chug of the beer, then makes a face. ]

Whatever, man, I tried. Pick truth or dare.

[unexpectedboner]

You didn't try very hard. ...Or maybe you did, and that's worse.

...Dare.

[jinglebros]

Do whatever you want to do absolutely the least right this very second.

[ He's getting him back. ]